Dear World: Do Something

Is it even possible for this little to happen in a day? This post has nearly been several others alternately throughout the afternoon: Some point about how I don't like Bush, some bullshit about how I do like art, something about how Deadwood is the best TV show since Twin Peaks, some post in which I cleverly transformed Marquis Daniels's name into de Sade and told you how he brings the pain but in a not-so-obvious way as all that, something about how someone wrote something on his weblog about something at some point.

Someone, please, do me a favor and write something worth reading. Are you for the draft? NFL, military, both? For the record I consider myself chiefly pro-draught. Speaking of, I'm off to pub quiz, where the weekly challenge of inventing a "witty and topical" team name will likely require a few more beers than usual. Consider this an open thread and behave yourselves while I'm gone.