Jury duty today! I do believe I detect a "guilty" conviction on the early October morning air, with autumnal undertones of corporal punishment. I assume they explain out alll the buying-off details when you arrive at the courthouse—nevertheless, I'm looking forward to hanging 'em high while waxing The Firm for millions of crooked bucks. All that and a $7 lunch stipend? Quite a little country we've got on our hands.
UPDATE: I kid, I kid. Obviously I'm going to do whatever the trial lawyer lobby asks me to. Let me tell you, jury duty doesn't disappoint. Ken Burns's Jazz is playing and I've got WiFi. I only get $4, though, which means that I'm subtracting $3 worth of mercy.
Posted by Kriston at October 5, 2005 9:49 AMKriston, as a general rule the guilty party is never the one on trial. They're usually in the "audience" section, and they always stand up and confess once they're fingered by the defense. The whole thing should take just under an hour.
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