Bastards: The Gathering

On Sunday everyone should go visit the Crafty Bastards fair. Jurying that show is one of the funner things I get to do every year. For next year, however, I have a vision for a booth of my own. I think I'd like to set up shop as Sarkt the Illithid Sorcerer and sell a range of hand-crafted potions, spellbooks, summoning scrolls, wands, alchemical supplies, restorative draughts, and so on. A picture of what I have in mind. The entries we receive for Crafty Bastards are all pretty great, but every year (okay, both years) I register the same complaint: not enough unguents!