November 13, 2007

I Just Got My Report Card

Soulja Boy's report card. There is no decoding the accent used for the intro and outro of that song. Some kind of M.I.A.–style imagining of an immigrant who learned English in the UK? It strikes me that that's the voice Umberto Eco was striving for in Baudolino, but I digress.

Report Card for Soulja Boy
Subject Grade
Math 47
English 67
Science 14

That's really not very good.

Posted by Kriston at November 13, 2007 2:48 PM
Comments

I thought you meant that you posted your Soulja Boy video on YouTube and let the internets grade you. So disappointed!

Posted by: Becks at November 13, 2007 4:43 PM

There is no Soulja Boy footage of me, Becks.

Posted by: Kriston at November 13, 2007 5:02 PM

In all fairness, you did get some d's on that bitch.

Posted by: bmorse at November 13, 2007 10:13 PM
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