Chief Wiggum: All right men, here's the order of deportations. First we'll be rounding up your tired, then your poor, then your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

Eddie: Breathers... Got it.

This just in: gay kiss-ins are a terrorist threat.

Now I see--Jeff Gannon was just undercover. Under deep, deep cover.

The Feds protected us from Cat Stevens, but it's the librarians I'm most worried about. Have you noticed how many people have been openly bringing books onto planes? Definitely a security risk.